Heidi Montag - Miss Universe? Hardly!

Heidi Montag is scheduled to perform at this tonight's Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas, but pageant production staffers are taking bets as to whether or not it will actually go down -- because she's just that bad!

Sources tells us pageant peeps are concerned that Heidi just can't pull it off. We're told "she's lip-syncing and can't remember the lyrics" (to her own song!!!), "looks like a trainwreck," and "she can't dance."

But she's got Jesus on her side, so we're sure it will turn out just fine.

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Here are some of the first tweets of the morning from the Montag/Pratt clan:

HollyMontag "Its going to be amaaaazing! I have it ready on all my tivo boxes!! I will continue to pray! Break a leg sister! So proud!! @HeidiMontag" about 5 minutes ago from UberTwitter

HeidiMontag "tonight live my first performance!!!!!!!!!!! Miss Universe!!! NBC!" about 24 minutes ago from mobile web

HeidiMontag "all things are possible with God! dreams do come true! enjoy every moment of this short life!!" about 25 minutes ago from mobile web

HeidiMontag "today is the BIG day thank you God!" about 27 minutes ago from mobile web

SpencerPratt "@HeidiMontag performance tonight! Twitter peeps everyone will be watching!!" about 1 hour ago from TwitterFon

SpencerPratt "This is one of the best days of my life ! Top 3! Birth, elopement, Miss Universe 2009 Heidi Body Language Performance! 1 BILLION EYES WATCH!" about 3 hours ago from TwitterFon

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Heidi Montag's New Song: The Oh Snap! Poll

The mind-blowingly unscientific results are in, and they're not so good for Montag. 64 percent of the folks we talked to gave "Body Language" the thumbs down, many citing the weakness of her voice as their reason for voting nay. Interestingly, the 36 percent who endorsed the track were pleasantly surprised at the quality of the beat and the effectiveness of the hook.

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